A pig walks right into a pub.
He goes as much as the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle effervescent away with mist emanating from the highest.
Barely flummoxed he asks the barman,
“What’s this about then?”
The barman replies,
“Properly, this can be a mystic potion, a concoction of my very personal. Take a sip and it’ll magically launch your full potential.”
“[email protected]” shouts the pig.
“You see that massive cat over there,” the barman says, pointing at an enormous lion,
“He was once a puny home kitty. He took a sip of the magic potion and now he’s King of the jungle”.
“That man over there,” pointing to a toothy crocodile,
“He was once a tiny lizard till he took a sip of the magic potion and now he’s the highest of the meals chain!”
“Okay,” stated the pig.
He grabbed the potion and took a big swig. A puff of smoke immediately enveloped him, and because it cleared he regarded down at himself in utter shock.
He had been reworked right into a human!
“What the hell has your potion accomplished to me?” shouts the pig
“Hmmm”, says the barman,
“how do you are feeling?”
“I really feel like… I really feel… I wish to be extra egocentric… I really feel like mendacity, like promising the world solely to not ship…”
“Yep, as I anticipated”, says the barman,
“it’s turned you right into a politician”.
