A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.
They discover a abandoned cabin and take shelter.
They discover a sleeping bag, a mattress, and a pile of blankets.
The priest, being a gentleman, gives the nun the mattress and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
As they get tucked in for the night time the nun calls out,
– “Father, Father I’m chilly!”
So the priest will get up and places one other blanket on the nun.
– “Is that higher Sister?” he asks.
– “Sure Father, significantly better,” she replies.
So he will get again in his sleeping bag and begins to nod off when she once more calls out with,
– “Father I’m nonetheless chilly!”
So as soon as once more the priest will get up and places one other blanket on her, making certain she is tucked into the mattress nicely.
– “Is that higher Sister?” he asks.
– “Oh sure Father, that’s significantly better,” she says.
So the priest will get himself again into the sleeping bag and this time is simply beginning to dream when he wakes as much as her name of,
– “Father, Father I’m simply so chilly!”
The priest thinks lengthy about this and eventually says,
– “Sister, we’re in the course of nowhere in a blizzard. Nobody however you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what occurs right here this night time. How about, only for this night time, we act as if we had been married?”
The nun thinks on this for a minute, she will’t assist however admit to herself she’s been curious, and eventually solutions with a tentative,
– “OK Father, only for tonight, we’ll act as if we’re married.”
So the Father replies,
– “Stand up and get your individual damned blanket ya cow!” and rolls over to go to sleep.
