A person stumbled house at nighttime after a large consuming session, solely to search out his livid spouse ready for him within the kitchen.
“You’re drunk once more!” she snapped, crossing her arms. “I’ve completely had it with you!”
“I’m hic… not drunk,” the husband slurred, swaying closely on his ft.
“I can actually scent the brewery in your breath!” she countered. “You’re fully wasted!”
“Am not!” he insisted, stubbornly refusing to again down.
Annoyed and desirous to show her level, the spouse identified into the hallway. “Oh yeah? Should you’re so sober, let’s see you inform the time on the grandfather clock!”
The husband stared intensely throughout the room, nodded confidently, and managed to stagger his manner over to the clock. Wagging an offended finger immediately on the tall, wood body, he slurred:
“I advised you… I’m NOT drunk!”
