A Very Proficient Bottom


A medical scholar decided to develop into a top-tier proctologist went all the way down to the morgue after hours to get some further apply.

He uncovered the primary corpse and was baffled to discover a cork plugged tightly into its bottom. Stuffed with curiosity, he pulled the cork out. Immediately, music began blasting from the physique: “On the highway once more, simply can’t wait to get on the highway once more…”

Fully freaked out, the scholar ran to seek out the Medical Assistant (M.A.) and dragged him again to the examination desk. “It’s a must to have a look at this!” the scholar cried, yanking the cork out a second time because the nation tune began taking part in as soon as extra.

The M.A. simply stood there, wanting fully unimpressed.

“Are you kidding me?” the scholar gasped. “Isn’t that probably the most mind-blowing factor you’ve ever seen?!”

The M.A. shrugged and replied, “Probably not, pal. Any asshole can sing nation music.”