An aged lady was cruising down the interstate when she seen flashing lights in her rearview mirror…
Aged Lady: Downside, officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you had been dashing.
Aged Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Might I see your driver’s license, please?
Aged Lady: I’d… however I don’t have one.
Officer: You don’t?
Aged Lady: L*st it 4 years in the past for a D*I.
Officer: I see… Can I see your automobile registration?
Aged Lady: Nope.
Officer: And why is that?
Aged Lady: I st*le this automotive.
Officer: St*le it?!
Aged Lady: Yep. And I okay*lled the proprietor.
Officer: …You probably did WHAT?
Aged Lady: His b*dy p*rts are in plastic luggage within the trunk if you happen to wanna have a look.
The officer stares at her for a second, then slowly backs away towards his cruiser and requires backup. Inside minutes, 5 squad automobiles encompass the automobile. A senior officer approaches cautiously, hand resting on his h*lster.
Senior Officer: Ma’am, would you please step out of the automobile?
Aged Lady: Positive factor, officer. Downside?
Senior Officer: One among my officers says you st*le this automotive and m*rd*pink the proprietor.
Aged Lady: M*rd*pink the proprietor?!
Senior Officer: Sure, ma’am. Please open your trunk.
The lady pops the trunk — it’s utterly empty.
Senior Officer: Is that this your automotive?
Aged Lady: Yep. Right here’s the registration.
The senior officer blinks, visibly confused.
Senior Officer: He additionally stated you don’t have a driver’s license.
The lady digs into her purse, pulls out her pockets, and arms over a superbly legitimate license.
Senior Officer: Thanks, ma’am. However my officer swears you informed him you had no license, that you simply st*le this automotive, and… okay*lled and d*sm*mbered the proprietor.
Aged Lady: I wager that l*ar additionally informed you I used to be dashing.
