An outdated woman places an advert within the paper, searching for a husband…
She decides honesty is the perfect coverage, and units three guidelines that candidates should meet:
They need to not run round on her.
They need to not h*t her.
They should be good in b*d.
A couple of days go by after she positioned her advert, when the doorbell rings. She opens the door to search out an outdated man sitting there in a wheel chair. He has no arms and no legs.
The outdated woman asks if she might help him and he says he’s there about her advert.
“However you don’t have any legs,” she says.
“Simply means I can’t run round on ya,” the outdated man replies.
“However…you don’t have any arms…”
“Simply means I gained’t hit ya.”
The outdated woman nods and says, “Okay, however are you good in mattress?”
The outdated man simply smiles. “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
