Dave and his girlfriend, Jessica, went on a tenting journey.
After having fun with dinner and a bottle of wine, they retired for the evening and shortly fell asleep.
A number of hours later, Jessica awoke and nudged her sleeping boyfriend.
“Dave, search for on the sky and inform me what you see.”
“I see thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of stars, darling,” Dave replied.
“And what do you conclude from that?” Jessica requested.
Dave thought for a second.
“Properly, astronomically, it tells me there are thousands and thousands of galaxies and doubtlessly billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is roughly 1 / 4 previous three.
Meteorologically, I believe we’ll have a lovely day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is omnipotent and that we’re only a small, insignificant a part of the universe.”
He smiled and requested,
“What does it inform you, Jessica?”
Jessica stared at him for a second earlier than replying,
“Dave, you fool…
Somebody stole our tent!” 🤣😅
