A man was strolling down the road when he gasped to see his grandpa sitting in a rocking chair on the entrance porch—fully bare from the waist down.
“Grandpa! What on earth are you doing?” the grandson yelled.
Grandpa simply stared blankly into the space.
“Grandpa, severely, why are you sitting out right here with no pants on?!” he requested once more, deeply embarrassed.
Grandpa slowly turned his head, sighed, and stated, “Nicely… final week I sat out right here with no shirt on, and I received a stiff neck. This was your grandma’s thought.”
