He Forgot Every part Besides This 😂
Husband: My spouse’s gone lacking. She went procuring yesterday and by no means got here dwelling!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I’m undecided. Round 40. We don’t actually rejoice birthdays.
OFFICER: Peak?
Husband: Umm… perhaps a bit of over 5 toes.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: No concept. Not skinny, not heavy… someplace in between.
OFFICER: Eye shade?
Husband: I believe brown.
OFFICER: Hair shade?
Husband: Modifications a few occasions a yr. Most likely darkish brown proper now. I don’t actually bear in mind.
OFFICER: What was she sporting?
Husband: Might’ve been pants, perhaps a skirt… or shorts. Truthfully, I’m undecided.
OFFICER: What car was she driving?
Husband: She took my motorbike.
OFFICER: What sort of motorbike?
Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Street Glide, Twisted Cherry end, 14-inch ape hangers, Stage 2 improve, Vance & Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JP Cycles floorboards, freeway pegs, crash bars… (begins sweating and respiratory laborious).
OFFICER: Loosen up, sir. Don’t fear. We’ll discover your motorbike…
