His spouse lastly snaps.
“Why do you stare at each enticing girl like that?” she says.
“Have you ever forgotten you’re married?”
The husband doesn’t even flinch. He takes a gradual sip of his drink.
“My expensive,” he replies calmly,
“being on a weight loss plan doesn’t imply you may’t learn the menu.”
She folds her arms. “Oh actually?”
He nods. “In fact. Trying is completely innocent.”
A pause.
Then she smiles sweetly and leans in:
“Good. Then don’t be shocked if I begin checking different eating places’ critiques.”
Silence.
The husband stares into the space…
instantly very dedicated to his weight loss plan.
