A person walks right into a bar and orders one shot.
Then he seems to be into his shirt pocket and orders one other shot.
After he finishes, he seems to be into his shirt pocket once more and orders one other shot.
The bartender is curious and asks him “each time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket.
Why?” The person replies,
“I’ve an image of my spouse in my pocket and when she begins to look good, I am going house.”
