John got here again from a safari in Africa.
Upon arrival, he went to his pal Mark, and advised him of his adventures:
“I used to be out within the jungle.” He stated.
“When swiftly I heard a noise within the bush behind me.
Wanting again, I noticed an enormous lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me.
The lion began coming my method and I began working, with the lion not far behind.
When the lion was nearly at my neck, he instantly slipped, and I acquired forward a bit.
The lion began gaining on me, and as he acquired nearer, as soon as once more he slipped. I occurred to see a home not far-off and made in the direction of it.
As I acquired near the home, the lion was nearly on prime of me, when he slipped for a 3rd time.
With the final little bit of power, I bumped into the home and closed the door within the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I’d have shat my pants.”
“Effectively, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?”
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