Little Billy’s Harmless Logic… and the Hilarious Misunderstanding
Little Billy got here residence from college to see the households pet rooster d*advert within the entrance yard.
R*g*r m*rt*s had set in and it was flat on its again with its legs within the air.
When his Dad got here residence Billy stated, “Dad our roosters d*advert and his legs are sticking within the air. Why are his legs sticking within the air?”
His father considering rapidly stated, “Son, that’s so God can attain down from the clouds and raise the rooster straight as much as heaven.”
“Gee Dad that’s nice,” stated little Billy.
Just a few days later, when Dad got here residence from work, Billy rushed out to satisfy him yelling, “Dad, Dad we nearly l*st Mother at present!”
“What do you imply?” stated Dad.
“Effectively Dad, I obtained residence from college early at present and went as much as your bed room and there was Mother flat on her again together with her l*gs within the air scr*aming, “Jesus I’m c*m*ng, I’m c*m*ng” If it hadn’t of been for Uncle George holding her down we’d have l*st her for certain!”
