Little Johnny comes residence from sunday college with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, what number of occasions do I’ve to inform you to not battle with the opposite boys?” “However Dad, it wasn’t my fault.
We have been all in church saying our prayers. All of us stood up and my instructor in entrance of me had her gown within the cr*ck of her b*tt.
I reached over and pulled it out.
That’s when she h*t me!”
“Johnny,” the daddy mentioned.
“You don’t do these sort of issues to ladies.”
Certain sufficient, the very subsequent sunday Johnny got here residence with the opposite eye black and blue.
Johnny’s father mentioned, “Johnny, I believed we had a chat!”
“However Dad,” Johnny mentioned, “It wasn’t my fault.
There we have been in church saying our prayers.
All of us stood up and my instructor in entrance of us had her gown within the cr*ck of her b*tt.
Then Louie who was sitting subsequent to me noticed it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I do know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it again in!”
