Married man nearly had an aff.air with one other girl
Married man went into the confessional and mentioned to his priest;
“I had an aff.air with a girl… nearly.”
The priest says, “What do you imply, nearly?”
The person says, “Nicely, we received un/dres/sed and rub.mattress collectively, however then I finished.”
The priest says, “Ru.bbing collectively is identical as placing it in. You’re to not see that girl once more. In your penance, say 5 Hail Marys and put $50 within the poor field.”
The person leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to the poor field.
He pauses for a second after which begins to depart.
The priest, who was watching, rapidly runs over to him saying, “I noticed that, you didn’t put any cash within the poor field!”
The person replied, “Yeah, however I rubbed the $50 on the field, and in line with you, that’s the identical as placing it in!