My daughter simply walked into the lounge and mentioned “Dad, cancel my allowance instantly, lease my room out, throw all my garments out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop computer.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Military or Money Converters.
Then promote my new automotive, take my entrance door key away from me and throw me out of the home.
Then disown me and by no means discuss to me once more. And don’t overlook to write down me out of your will and go away my share to my brother.”
Properly, she didn’t put it fairly like that… she really mentioned…
“Dad, that is my new boyfriend,
Wanting again, I noticed an enormous lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me.
The lion began coming my manner and I began operating, with the lion not far behind.
When the lion was nearly at my neck, he immediately slipped, and I bought forward a bit.
The lion began gaining on me, and as he bought nearer, as soon as once more he slipped. I occurred to see a home not distant and made in the direction of it.
As I bought near the home, the lion was nearly on high of me, when he slipped for a 3rd time.
With the final little bit of energy, I bumped into the home and closed the door within the lion’s face.”
“That’s some story there, John, I’d have shat my pants.”
“Properly, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?”
