Sister Bridgette
Whereas instructing faith class one morning Sister Bridgette was chatting with her Third-grade class and he or she requested the query, “Once you d*e and go to heaven… which a part of your physique goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and stated, “I believe it’s your arms.”
“Why do you assume it’s your arms, Suzy?” stated Sister.
Suzie replied, “As a result of once you pray, you maintain your arms collectively in entrance of you and God simply takes your arms first.”
“What an exquisite reply!” the nun stated.
Little Johnny raised his hand and stated, “Sister, I believe it’s your legs”.
Sister Bridgette checked out him with the strangest look on her face.
“Now Little Johnnie, why would you assume it could be your legs?”
Little Johnny stated, “Nicely I walked into mommy and daddy’s bed room the opposite evening……
Mommy had her legs straight up within the air, and he or she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”.
If daddy hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have l0st her!”
