A lady requested a person, “Do you drink beer?”
“Yep.”
“What number of a day?”
“Three.”
“How a lot does every one price?”
“About $5.”
“How lengthy have you ever been consuming?”
“Twenty years.”
She shortly did the maths.
“That’s over $100,000 you’ve spent on beer! For those who’d invested that cash as an alternative, you might’ve purchased an airplane.”
The person smiled and requested,
“Do you drink beer?”
“No.”
He nodded and stated,
“Then… the place’s your aircraft?”
