A man walked into a dressing up store and informed the salesgirl,
“I’m going to a dressing up get together. I wish to go as Adam.”
The woman smiled and handed him a small fig leaf.
He checked out it and shook his head.
“Not sufficiently big.”
She introduced out a bigger one.
He frowned.
“Nonetheless not sufficiently big.”
She disappeared into the again and returned with the largest fig leaf within the retailer.
He checked out it, sighed, and stated,
“Sorry… nonetheless not sufficiently big.”
The salesgirl stared at him for a second, then lastly stated,
“Hear, massive man…”
“Why don’t you simply throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
He stared at her.
She smiled.
“Belief me. No one will ask what you’re speculated to be.”
