A bartender observed a person staring miserably into his pint. “Why the lengthy face, pal?” he requested.
The person sighed. “My spouse and I had an enormous combat.”
“Oh, that’s tough. What occurred?”
“She informed me she wasn’t going to talk to me for a whole month.”
The bartender shrugged. “Actually, that doesn’t sound too horrible. Somewhat peace and quiet!”
The person checked his watch, took a sluggish sip, and muttered, “It’s a nightmare… the month ends tomorrow.”
