An aged couple was mendacity in mattress. The husband was exhausted, however the spouse was feeling nostalgic.
“You used to carry my hand once we had been courting,” she sighed.
Wearily, he reached over, held her hand for a second, and closed his eyes.
A minute later, she mentioned, “You then used to kiss me.”
Irritated, he leaned over, gave her a fast peck on the cheek, and tried to sleep.
Thirty seconds later, she whispered, “After which… you used to chew my neck.”
Completely irritated, the husband threw off the blankets and stood up.
“The place are you going?” she requested.
“To get my tooth!”
