The Request Even Magic Couldn’t Deal with
A person was strolling alongside a California seaside and stumbled throughout an previous lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie stated “OK, OK. You launched me from the lamp… blah, blah, blah… That is the fourth time this month and I’m getting slightly sick of those needs so you’ll be able to neglect about three. You solely get one want!”
The person sat and considered it for some time and stated, “I’ve at all times wished to go to Hawaii however I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. May you construct me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to go to?”
The genie laughed and stated, “That’s unimaginable! Consider the logistics of that. How would the helps ever attain the underside of the Pacific?
Consider how a lot concrete… how a lot metal!! No. Consider one other want.”
The person stated OK and tried to consider a very good want. Lastly, he stated, “I’ve been married and divorced 4 occasions. My wives at all times stated that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I want that I may perceive ladies…understand how they really feel inside and what they’re pondering once they give me the silent remedy… to know why they’re crying, to know what they really need once they say ‘nothing’ … to know easy methods to make them really completely happy.”
The genie stated, “You need that bridge two lanes or 4?”
