At this time I received a name from a really well mannered man claiming to be from Microsoft.
He stated, “Sir, we’ve detected a significant issue along with your laptop. It may put your knowledge and on-line banking in danger, however I can repair it for you.”
I replied, “That’s regarding… however I don’t really personal a pc.”
After a short pause, he requested, “Then it should be your laptop computer?”
“Don’t have one.”
“A pill? An iPad?”
“Nope.”
One other lengthy silence.
Then I stated, “Truly… I don’t actually have a phone.”
He lastly snapped,
“Sir… now you’re mendacity to me!”
I smiled and replied,
“Nicely… you began it!” 😂
