A pissed off spouse may by no means get her extremely lazy husband to do something round the home. Each night, he would merely sit on the sofa, watch TV, and fully ignore the mounting listing of family repairs.
Someday, the bathroom clogged. When she requested him to take a look at it, he snapped, “What do I seem like? A plumber?” and went again to his present.
The subsequent day, the rubbish disposal broke. When she requested for assist, he growled, “What do I seem like? Mr. Repair-It?”
The next day, the washer fully broke down. When she begged him to test it, he roared, “What do I seem like? An equipment technician?”
Lastly, the spouse had had sufficient. The subsequent morning, she known as in three separate repairmen to repair the bathroom, the disposal, and the washer.
When the husband got here house that night, he seen all the things was working completely. He frowned anxiously and requested, “Properly, how a lot is all of that going to value us?”
The spouse smiled sweetly. “Really, honey, they had been very accommodating. They advised me I may both pay them by baking them a cake, or by having intercourse with them.”
The husband gasped, “Properly, what sort of muffins did you bake them?!”
She appeared him useless within the eye and replied:
“What do I seem like? Betty Crocker?”
