A totally n@ked lady hops right into a taxi. The motive force simply stares, wanting her up and down in complete disbelief.
Offended, she snaps, “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a n@ked lady earlier than?”
The motive force replies, “Oh, your nudity doesn’t trouble me in any respect, ma’am.”
“Then why are you staring?” she calls for.
“I’m simply attempting to determine,” the driving force shrugs, “the place the heck you’re conserving the cash to pay for this trip.”