A married couple was quick asleep when the cellphone rang at 2:00 a.m.
The spouse answered.
After listening for a couple of seconds, she stated,
“How ought to I do know? It’s over 200 miles away!”
Then she hung up.
Her sleepy husband requested,
“Who was that, and what did they need?”
The spouse shrugged and replied,
“No concept… some foolish lady wished to know if the coast was clear!”
