About ten minutes into his Sunday sermon, a pastor observed one thing unusual.
Individuals within the congregation stored rubbing the backs of their heads.
One man jumped.
One other seemed round in confusion.
Then the pastor glanced up towards the balcony…
There sat his seven-year-old son with a pea shooter, rigorously taking intention at anybody who seemed like they had been drifting off to sleep.
Pop!
One other church member jerked awake.
The pastor froze.
He was nearly to cease the sermon and provides his son the most important public scolding of his younger life.
Earlier than he may say a phrase, the boy stood up, grinned, and shouted for the entire church to listen to,
“Don’t fear, Dad… you simply maintain preaching…”
He raised the pea shooter with a proud smile and added,
“…and I’ll maintain ’em awake!” 😂
