After having a few glasses of wine at lunch, two aged girls had been driving residence in a big automotive. Being brief, like many aged girls are, each might barely see over the dashboard.
As they cruised alongside, they got here to an intersection. The sunshine was purple… however they drove straight by.
The girl within the passenger seat thought, “I have to be shedding it. I might’ve sworn that was a purple mild.”
A couple of minutes later – one other purple mild. And once more, proper by it.
Now nervous, the passenger sat up straighter and paid shut consideration.
On the subsequent purple mild, they once more drove proper on by!
She turned to her pal and mentioned,
“Mildred, do you know we simply ran by three purple lights in a row?! You may have killed us!”
Mildred seemed over and mentioned,
“Oh geez, am I driving?”
