Two military boys, Frankie and Davy, get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not lengthy after, they’re out for a stroll and Frankie says, “Hey, Davy – there’s the NCO Membership. Let’s you and me cease in and have us a drink.”
“However we’s privates,” protests Davy.
“No, we’s sergeants now,” says Frankie proudly, pulling him inside. “Now, Davy, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drink.”
“However, we’s privates,” says Davy. “You’re blind, boy!” says Frankie, pointing at his stripes. “We’s Sergeants now!”
So that they order their drinks and fairly quickly a hooker comes as much as Frankie. “You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d wish to take you someplace and make you’re feeling good — however I’ve bought a nasty case of gonorrhea.”
Frankie pulls his pal to the aspect and whispers, “Davy, go look within the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it’s good, give me the okay signal.”
Davy goes to look it up, comes again, and provides Frankie the massive okay signal.
Three weeks later Frankie is laid up within the infirmary with a horrible case of gonorrhea.
“Davy,” he shouts, “What did you give me the okay for?!”
“Effectively Frankie, within the dictionary, it says gonorrhea solely impacts the privates.” Then he pointed to his stripes and says, “However we’s Sergeants now!”
