Earlier than Paddy goes to w*r he suits a cha.st*ity belt on his spouse. He locks it and offers the important thing to his finest pal Fergus.
“If I’m not again inside 4 years, open and revel in!”
He hops on his horse and hits the street.
Half an hour later he observed a mud cloud behind him.
He stops and sees that it’s Fergus.
“What’s fallacious?” he asks.
Out of breath, Fergus solutions: “It’s the fallacious key!!”
