Indian warrior determined to vary his title and went to the Registry of BDM (start, de.ath, marriages).
He approaches the counter and talks to the woman on the counter.
Indian: “Good day miss. I want to change my title whether it is attainable.”
Woman: “After all, sir, however why would you try this?”
Indian: “Properly you see my title is Sharp Arrow Flying Throughout the Area at Nice Pace Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Useless. As you see it’s too lengthy and I’m bored with announcing it, I want to change it to one thing shorter.”
Woman: “Alright, sir, so what’s the title that you simply want to change to?
Indian (makes sound with mouth): “Pew.”
