Heaven’s Rewards… and One Very Awkward Twist
Dishonest husband d*es and makes it to the pearly gates.
St Peter appears to be like at him and says “You had been untrue to your spouse 28 instances. Don’t fear, you’ll be accepted in — solely you gained’t get a model new automotive like those that had been extra loyal of their marriage”
Confused the person asks “I get a automotive although?”
St Peter replies “After all. Everybody wants a automotive in heaven to get round. Solely you’ll be receiving a beat up previous Ford Pinto “
In the meantime the person sees a few his previous pals receiving their vehicles.
The primary man had one minor affair throughout a tough patch in his marriage and was given a pleasant Toyota Camry. The second man is granted a model new Lamborghini for by no means even eager about one other lady aside from his spouse.
Hastily, inside heaven, the person with the Ford Pinto begins crying. Involved, his two pals examine on him to ask him why he’s so unhappy.
He factors to his spouse who’s driving round on a pair of curler skates
