Johnny,” says the trainer, “what’s the very first thing your father does within the morning?”
“He takes a sh.it, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the trainer, “and what does your father do for a dwelling?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The trainer thinks, hmm, working class, what else are you able to anticipate?
“Bobby,” says the trainer, “what’s the very first thing your father does within the morning?”
“He takes a sh.it, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the trainer, “and what does your father do for a dwelling?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The trainer sees this as confirming his suspicions concerning the lack of linguistic abilities amongst working class kids.
“Freddy,” he says. “What does your father do for a dwelling?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir” says Freddy.
“And what’s the very first thing your father does within the morning?”
“He reads The Instances, sir,” says Freddy.
“Fascinating,” says the trainer, “and the way a lot time does he spend studying the paper?”
“Not lengthy,” says Freddy, “simply till he’s completed taking a sh.it.”😂
