Ole and Sven’s Flight Residence
Ole and Sven had been flying again to New York after a beautiful trip in Europe. The flight had been clean, the cabin was quiet, and everybody was enjoyable when the captain’s voice came visiting the loudspeaker.
“Women and gents, I’d wish to let you understand that we’ve misplaced certainly one of our engines. There’s no trigger for alarm—this Boeing 747 is designed to fly safely on three engines. The one inconvenience is that we’ll be arriving in New York about one hour later than scheduled.”
The passengers exchanged nervous glances, however quickly settled again into their seats.
About thirty minutes later, the captain spoke once more.
“People, we’ve now misplaced a second engine. There’s nonetheless no hazard, and the plane stays completely secure. Sadly, this can delay our arrival by one other hour, so we’ll now be about two hours late.”
Just a few individuals chuckled uneasily, whereas others stared silently out the home windows.
Half an hour later, the intercom crackled as soon as extra.
“Women and gents… I actually don’t know what’s taking place immediately, however we’ve simply misplaced our third engine. Please stay calm. This plane was constructed to fly safely even on a single engine. The one dangerous information is that we’ll now arrive roughly three hours late.”
The cabin fell utterly silent.
Ole leaned towards Sven, scratched his head, and whispered,
“You understand, Sven…”
“If dat final engine quits…”
“…ve’re gonna be up right here all evening.”