One night, a husband checked out his spouse and couldn’t resist making a cheeky remark.
“Honey… I feel your bottom will get greater day-after-day!”
His spouse slowly raised an eyebrow.
“Actually?”
He grinned.
“Oh, positively! It’s even greater than our yard BBQ grill!”
She didn’t argue.
She merely smiled, walked away, and mentioned nothing.
Later that evening, the husband cuddled up beside her and whispered,
“So… how about slightly romance?”
His spouse turned towards him with the sweetest smile.
“Oh, certain, darling…”
Then she added,
“However do you actually anticipate me to fireplace up a large BBQ…”
“…simply to cook dinner one tiny sizzling canine?”
The husband out of the blue wished he’d saved his mouth shut.
By no means insult the grill you hope to make use of later.
