A joke for married golfers
A few years in the past throughout my married days, I unintentionally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a really engaging and eager golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and known as out: “Are you okay? What’s your identify?”
“It’s John, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
“John,” she stated, (agency free bre@sts undulating bene@th her white silky gown) “neglect your troubles. Come to my villa, relaxation some time and I’ll enable you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty good of you,” I answered, “however I don’t suppose my spouse would love it.”
“Oh, come on now,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very fairly, very very s*xy and really persuasive … I used to be weak. “Effectively okay,” I lastly agreed however thought to myself, “my spouse gained’t prefer it.”
After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. “I really feel lots higher now, however I do know my spouse goes to be actually upset. So I’d greatest go now.”
“Don’t be foolish!” Elizabeth stated with a smile, letting her gown fall open barely. “She gained’t know something. By the way in which, the place is she?”
“Nonetheless beneath the cart, I assume.”
