A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his cellphone rang.
He listened for a second, grinned ear to ear, and shouted,
“Drinks for everybody! I simply turned a dad!”
The bartender began pouring as the gang gathered to listen to the story.
“My spouse simply gave delivery to a giant, wholesome Texas boy — twenty-five kilos!” the Texan mentioned proudly.
The bar went silent. Individuals gasped, jaws dropped, and somebody even whispered, “That may’t be actual!”
The Texan smiled. “That’s simply how we develop ‘em in Texas!”
Two weeks later, he got here again to the identical bar.
The bartender greeted him, “Hey! You’re the fella with the 25-pound child! So how’s he doing now?”
The Texan took a sip of his drink, leaned ahead, and mentioned with a smirk,
“He’s all the way down to 17 kilos.”
The bartender blinked. “Down? What occurred?”
The Texan grinned. “Let’s simply say… he had a little bit operation.”
