A spouse texted her husband:
“Honey, don’t neglect to purchase some bread in your method residence… and your girlfriend Valerie says hello.”
He replied,
“Who’s Valerie?”
The spouse smiled and texted again,
“No one. I simply wished to be sure you truly learn my message.”
A second later, he replied,
“That’s unusual… I’m with Valerie proper now. I assumed you noticed us.”
The spouse panicked.
“WHAT?! The place are you?”
“Close to the bakery,” he answered.
“Keep there! I’m coming proper now!”
5 minutes later, she texted,
“I’m on the bakery. The place are you?”
He replied,
“I’m nonetheless at work.”
“Now that you just’re already on the bakery… don’t neglect to purchase the bread!”
