4 guys have been occurring the identical fishing journey for a few years.
A couple of days earlier than the group’s annual departure date, John’s new spouse places her foot down and tells him he isn’t allowed to go.
John’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, however what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the tenting website, and discover John sitting there, his tent up, firewood gathered, and dinner roasting on the hearth, and naturally, ingesting a chilly beer.
“Wtf, John? How lengthy have you ever been right here, and the way did you speak your missus into letting you go?!
“Effectively”, stated John, “I’ve been right here since final evening
Yesterday night, I used to be sitting in my recliner when my spouse got here up behind me, put her arms over my eyes, and requested, ‘Guess who?’”
I pulled her arms off, and there she was, sporting nothing however a see-through nightie!
She took my hand and lead me into the bed room, the place she’d lit candles and put rose-petals all around the room
You see, she’s been studying ’50 Shades of Gray’….
On the mattress she had handcuffs, and ropes! She instructed me (with a wink and a sly smile) to tie her up and cuff her to the mattress
So I did.
After which she stated in a se.
voice, “Do no matter you need!”.
So, lads, right here I’m!
