Johnny Wasn’t Staying for the Mortgage!


Little Johnny requested his dad for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

His father sighed.

“Son, we nonetheless owe $80,000 on the home, and I simply misplaced my job. A brand new bike isn’t occurring this 12 months.”

Two days later, Johnny walked out of the home carrying a suitcase.

His father requested, “The place do you assume you’re going?”

Johnny replied,

“This morning I heard you inform Mother you have been pulling out, and he or she stated to attend as a result of she was coming too…”

“And there’s no manner I’m getting caught with an $80,000 mortgage!”