Paddy stumbles throughout a mass baptism at a river.
He walks into the water and stands beside the preacher.
The preacher asks, “Are you prepared to seek out Jesus, my son?”
Paddy replies, “I’m, sir.”
The preacher dunks him beneath the water, then asks, “Have you ever discovered Jesus?”
“No sir.”
He dunks him once more, this time for longer.
“Have you ever discovered Jesus?”
“No sir.”
He holds him beneath for a full two minutes and lifts him up as soon as extra.
“Have you ever discovered Jesus now?”
Paddy coughs and says,
“Are you certain that is the place he feckin’ fell in?”
