An officer pulled over a dashing automobile.
Officer: “Sir, I clocked you at 90 mph.”
Husband: “Inconceivable! I had the cruise management set to 50.”
Spouse: “Honey, this automobile doesn’t even have cruise management.”
The officer began writing the primary ticket.
The husband glared at her.
“Might you please be quiet?”
The spouse continued,
“In addition to, you’re fortunate your unlawful radar detector warned you!”
The officer began writing the second ticket.
Then the officer observed,
“You’re not carrying your seat belt.”
Husband: “I simply took it off to get my pockets!”
Spouse: “Oh, come on… you by no means put on your seat belt.”
The officer started writing the third ticket.
Livid, the husband yelled,
“Will you PLEASE simply shut up?!”
The officer seemed on the spouse and requested,
“Ma’am, does your husband at all times converse to you want that?”
She smiled and replied,
“Oh, no, Officer… solely when he’s drunk.” 😂
