Two drunks are stumbling down the road.


Two drunks are stumbling down the road.

One seems up and says,
“Man… what a wonderful night time. Take a look at the moon.”

The opposite squints and shakes his head,
“You’re an fool. That’s the solar.”

They begin arguing louder and louder, practically shoving one another.

Simply then, one other man walks by.

“Hey! You there!” they shout.
“Settle this for us. Is that the solar or the moon?”

The third man seems up on the sky… pauses… then seems again at them and says:

“Buddy… I don’t know both.”

They each lean in, determined.

“Why not?!”

He shrugs and goes:

“Sorry, I don’t reside round right here.”