A kindergarten instructor requested her class,
“Who can use the phrase ‘undoubtedly’ in a sentence?”
Little Amy raised her hand.
“The sky is unquestionably blue.”
The instructor smiled.
“Not all the time, Amy. Typically it’s grey or black.”
Subsequent, Tommy stated,
“Bushes are undoubtedly inexperienced.”
“Not fairly,” the instructor replied. “In autumn, they flip brown.”
Then Little Johnny stood up behind the room.
He requested,
“Instructor… does a f@rt have lumps?”
The instructor appeared horrified.
“Johnny! After all not!”
Johnny nodded and stated,
“Nicely then… I undoubtedly simply shit my pants!”
